Bob is the most adorable hamster I have ever seen. Where can I find a hamster with Bob's distinct features?

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Hey, you are pretty sexy yourself. Where can I find a YOU with your distinct features?

No, but seriously,[edit]

Bob the Hamster, star of stage and print is indeed a handsome fellow. He is a Golden Hamster, also known as a Syrian hamster or Teddy Bear Hamster. Most hamsters in pet stores these days are siberian dwarf hamsters which lack Bob's sexy brown fur and suave attitude. Bob is also in signifigantly better physical shape than the average pet-hamster, hence his trim figure. However, attempting to hold your hamster up to Bob's demanding standards is a sure way to make your hamster feel depressed and inadequate (just as young girls may damage their self esteem by obsessing about being as skinny as the models in teen fashion magazines). You should tell your hamster that you love it regardless of how it looks.

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