Is James Dead?
Yep, I'm afraid Mr. Paige is dead. It was very sad, and very sudden (a tragic marshmallow-toasting accident). We are all heartbroken at his loss, but we must learn to move on, and try to remember the happy times, and not dwell on depressing things like the way he willed all of his money to an unopened can of SPAM, and that he didn't leave me anything except his e-mail account.
Anyway. Thank you for your condolences on the passing of our dear `SPAM Man'. Please address all flowers and sympathy cards to FlowersAndSympathyCards@HamsterRepublic.com
Bob the Hamster